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Dec 21

One day the engineering team was clustered in the snack room looking at the soda machine. The sign said, “Soda now 50 cents.” The uproar began. Engineers started complaining about the price of the soda. Someone noticed that instead of the informal reimbursement system for dinners when they were working late, there was now a formal expense report system. Some had already been irritated when “professional” managers had been hired over their teams with reportedly more stock than the early engineers had. Lots of email was exchanged about “how things were changing for the worse.” A few engineers went to the see the CEO.

But the damage had been done. The most talented and senior engineers looked up from their desks and noticed the company was no longer the one they loved. It had changed. And not in a way they were happy with.

The best engineers quietly put the word out that they were available, and in less than month the best and the brightest began to drift away.

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Dec 18
Chrome Experiments - Detail - WaterFall
Pretty amazing use of fast JS in WebKit. (It works in Safari as well as Chrome. Firefox gets a bit bogged down, though.

Chrome Experiments - Detail - WaterFall

Pretty amazing use of fast JS in WebKit. (It works in Safari as well as Chrome. Firefox gets a bit bogged down, though.


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Dec 14

RT @jasongullickson: “…if you listen to customers, what they tell you they want will be based on something they already know” http://i …


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Dec 13

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Dec 7

RT @abrons: Wow, snow up in the Oakland hills. http://yfrog.com/3gu45j


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Google Goes Live


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Dec 6

At work (yes, on Sunday) but just remembered #poliscifi so it’ll be the most awesome work weekend ever


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Dec 3

So many open source projects, so few fingers! (erector, rerun, treasury, and gorilla all got some love today)


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Yay for deprecation warnings; boo for making it look the error was in your code, not mine.


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DEPRECATION WARNING: require “activerecord” is deprecated… (called from activerecord-2.3.5/lib/activerecord.rb:2) Way to go, Rails core!


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“The fact that these cameras could be abused by an oppressive government in the future is an argument against having an oppressive government, not against the technology.” Big Bother - Jamie Malanowski

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“Consider: in this day of powerful servers that connect computers around the globe, the link between the London Metropolitan Police’s communication system and that of the Tube’s Transport Police is a pleasant police officer named Vanessa, who reads reports of crimes in progress off of one system and inputs that news into the other. This is because the communication system of the Metropolitan Police is based on a Commodore 64 computer, which may be out of date and incompatible with the Windows operating system but it works fine and everybody in the department knows how to use it, and no one is going to invest the time or money to upgrade.” Big Bother - Jamie Malanowski

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Dec 1
“Modules are a big deal. CommonJS modules represent the first time a JavaScript community has converged on a module system that is as good as (if not better than) the best of Python and Ruby’s—supporting not only dependency management, but also scope isolation and relative module identifiers. Module systems supporting CommonJS can be written for servers, browsers, desktop applications, and secure sandboxes. Browser deployments can vary from XHR+eval (for easy debugging) to script injection (for production or debugging) either with a build step or dynamic, server-side support. This means that modules targeting CommonJS compliance are truly interoperable. The CommonJS module standard separates the concern of how your module system works from how modules should be written.” CommonJS effort sets JavaScript on path for world domination

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