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Oct 19

ZOMG Kid Beyond is on the program! Sorry @donttrythis I’m now your #2 fan… #w00tstock


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“How fast are you reading this article? Well, let’s suppose you are only using 10% of your brain. Now, read it 10x faster. Go, do it now! Are you having trouble? Yeah, that’s because you can’t devote that other 90% to just whatever you want. The parts of the brain are specialized, so trying to use all of it at once isn’t going to make you any smarter. That would be like trying to become a better writer by striving to use all the keys on your keyboard in every sentence.” The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics | Cracked.com

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Oct 18
thedailywhat:

Buy This: “Grammar Nerd Corrective Label Pack” by Dylan Meconis (of Bite Me!/Family Man fame).
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thedailywhat:

Buy This: Grammar Nerd Corrective Label Pack” by Dylan Meconis (of Bite Me!/Family Man fame).

Yes. It does matter.

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Oct 17

Hi @ultrasaurus ! I see you… #rorw4w http://bit.ly/3NF3o5


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Oct 13

When webrat seems to be stuck on an old version, make sure to uninstall brynary-webrat, because B comes before W!


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Oct 12

Bike polo at Dolores Park tennis courts http://yfrog.com/5rsy5dj


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Oct 11

Breakfast burrito, Dolores Cafe, puppy, sweater. Fall!


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I don’t want you to use patterns. I don’t want you to believe in patterns. I don’t want you to make patterns into a religion. Rather I want you to be able to recognize them when they appear, and to regularize them in your code so that others can recognize them too.

Design Patterns have a huge benefit. They have names. If you are reading code, and you see the word “Composite”, and if the author took care to regularize the code to the accepted names and roles of the “Composite” pattern, then you will know what that part of the code is doing instantly. And that is powerful!

Uncle Bob, Echoes from the Stone Age

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Oct 10

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“Sidekick customers, during this service disruption, please DO NOT remove your battery, reset your Sidekick, or allow it to lose power.”

Sidekick™ - T-Mobile Forums

“Regrettably, based on Microsoft/Danger’s latest recovery assessment of their systems, we must now inform you that personal information stored on your device - such as contacts, calendar entries, to-do lists or photos - that is no longer on your Sidekick almost certainly has been lost as a result of a server failure at Microsoft/Danger. “


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Oct 8

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